Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Team Name Revealed: Fort Wayne Frosted Tips

Based on the longstanding, cool, and totally reasonable fad of the '90s, the Fort Wayne Frosted Tips look to take over the 1998 Retro League. Although the team may start slow, expect them to gel by mid-season and watch their win total spike as they fly into first place. This team will refuse to dye!

Leading the team will be Frosted Tips' captains Mark McGwire and Mike Piazza, both more than willing to represent the team with all their heart.

The coaching staff is as follows:
Head Coach: Guy Fieri
1st Base Coach: Steve Nash
3rd Base Coach: All of N'Sync (No they won't be taking turns, I picture them all waving home Piazza in the coach's box together.)

We're very happy to introduce the new coaching staff and strongly believe Fort Wayne will be the highlight of the Western Division.




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